What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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