I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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