I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
