The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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