I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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