The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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