Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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