That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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