I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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