We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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