My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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