Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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