This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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