New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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