So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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