Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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