yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
