Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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