can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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