All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My vagina just recognized that song.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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