4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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