Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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