Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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