i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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