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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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