did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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