I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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