dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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