dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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