I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I have post one night stand depression
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