Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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