She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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