dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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