bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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