why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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