We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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