they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I need to sanitize my soul.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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