How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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