yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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