yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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