Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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