does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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