didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i think i have herpe
just one?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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