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I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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