very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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