you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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