Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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