i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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