508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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