Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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